“I want you to hold my hand while we go grocery shopping. I want you to play with my hair while we watch tv. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to sing my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me.”
— (via the-psycho-cutie)
(Source: jessielou24, via steadyasanevergreen)
8:34 pm • 23 April 2014 • 25,877 notes
The only satisfaction I have is the Stars are only here because they play dirty. They barely made it in 2006, and if they hadn’t pulled dirty plays they would be totally smoked. Anaheim? Yeah, I could be here all night talking about their actual achievements as a team, and moral fiber as players who play the game like the game should be, not like pathetic young boys.
8:00 pm • 23 April 2014 • 4 notes
I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW. FUCKING NATIONALS. FUCKING SCIOSCIA. FUCKING LINDY RUFF AND HIS GODDAMN STARS.
7:34 pm • 23 April 2014
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
7:33 pm • 23 April 2014 • 88,086 notes
OH BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY CROSS CHECKING THAT’S HAPPENED IN THIS GAME?!?! Fuck you.
6:42 pm • 23 April 2014 • 2 notes
Everyone is laying out their thoughts on the #Patriots 2014 schedule. Here are mine. Because, umm…yeah.
My PatsBoner is raging so hard it’s difficult to type.
It’s a good schedule. As in a nice mix of in and out of conference opponents, in the right places, at the right times. KC? Lambeau? Great roadies. Hosting Seyton again? Love it. Hey - every year is a great year to be a Pats fan. This year, with all that’s happened and where they play and when, looks to be an exceptionally good friggin year to root for Team TFB.
Brandon Spikes has a little under 6 months until he gets his 1st loss at the hand of the Pats. Here’s what Spikes can’t block; LOSING TO HIS FORMER TEAM. TWICE.
If I could pick any road game to attend it’d be KC. 100%. Best tailgating. Best BBQ. Awesome fans. Great game. All that, yes. And football.
Realistically it’s a 13-3 schedule for the Pats, and a well-earned, hard-fought 13-3 at that. In an improving AFC East and cutthroat AFC for sure (Eat it, Manning!) That said, fahk it! I’m calling it - 19-0. See you humps at the victory parade in Boston on a Tuesday in early February. Time for these guys to go back to Arizona and finish the fahkin job. Then Brady can go up to Revis and say, “You complete me. And our season.” Then they can box like Rocky and Apollo at the end of Rocky 3. Then all of us will be on our 3rd straight day of mass inebriation at the parade and lose our collective minds together. Oh, it will be so beautiful I can hardly stand it!
What a great time to talk hype. I love NFL schedule day. Long live football. And let’s go Pats!
6:37 pm • 23 April 2014 • 10 notes
for all my fellow hockey fans who are laughing at the calls made toward all teams this first round!
6:34 pm • 23 April 2014 • 457 notes
I fuckin hate the Stars. Bunch of fucking goons, and not in a good way. They broke Robie, possibly for good, and it’s bullshit. If they somehow make it past the Ducks, they won’t make it much further. A pack of whiney thugs won’t win the Cup.
5:32 pm • 23 April 2014 • 3 notes
I am the only one who does this orr…
you dont even feel it happen
its a sneak attack i swear
Same thing happens to my face
12:06 am • 23 April 2014 • 72,843 notes